Thursday, August 11, 2011

Simple Truths

From my email, thanks G-Mo!


SIMPLE TRUTH 1

Partners help each other undress before sex.
However after sex, they always dress on their own.

Moral of the story:
In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.


SIMPLE TRUTH 2

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and saying "congrats".
But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say "Good job".

Moral of the story:
"Hard work is never appreciated”

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